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Thu Apr 9, 2009, 8:03 AM
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: KH2
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Juice
Alright.

So last night, I was sitting downstairs with my laptop and such while working on some art. I was chatting with a friend on MSN when this commercial came on.

The part I tuned into was the guy saying: "Ask your doctor if you heart is healthy enough for sex."

. . so I then made up this joke-skit thing on the spot to go with that.
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Here it is:

Doctor: "I'm sorry. . your cholesterol level is too high. No more sex for you."
Man: "But . . wait. What does my cholesterol level have to do with my having sex?! D:"
Doctor: "You don't want your heart giving out on you during sex, do you? Think of your partner."
Man: -Thinks- "Well, at least I'll die happy."

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Call me Dai. c:

I am just Ripe (legal) && Short-ish.
My friends say I am a gay boy trapped in a straight girl's body

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: USA
  • Interests: Art, Gaming, Anime, Manga, Twilight, RPing, Inheritance Cycle
  • Favourite band or musician: Guitar Guy
  • Favourite genre of music: Variety
  • Operating System: Vista
  • Favourite game: DDR, GH, Fatal Frame, KH, DMC, Crash Bandicoot, Zelda, Spyro
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Personal Quote: (c) "Duct Tape Comes from Sticky Ducks" (c) "Just one kiss, or sex?"
  • Tools of the Trade: Traditional and PSE5

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*LadySelena 5 days 5 hours ago
thank you for the :+fav: on SailorMoon! :iconsomehugsplz:

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I create a variety of art, how's my progress? ^_^
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~AkabaraYashiki 5 days 6 hours ago
ありがとう~ check my gallery for more cute/pretty things~^^

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~VampirRequiem 6 days 4 hours ago
Thanks for the fav on Edward! :hug:
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*aruarian-dancer Sep 28, 2009, 5:43:24 AM
Thanks for the fave on "Sebastian -Raven Wings-".

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~Tuxedo-Clown Sep 12, 2009, 10:55:02 PM
thanks for the fav!

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*dfmurcia Sep 12, 2009, 1:22:30 AM
Thanks for the fave!

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*Tailgun2009 Sep 3, 2009, 2:30:51 AM
Thanks very much for the :+fav: on "Blood Red" I really appreciate it :heart: :hug: :)

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Mood: Joy *Valedhelven Aug 10, 2009, 7:19:31 AM
:iconhappydayplz: Hello, Dai!

I just wanted to thank you for the :+fav: on Faerie Origins - Naga … [link] I really appreciate your support and taking the time to browse through my gallery of fantastical creatures and beautiful Elf maidens, strange cookies and support stamps!
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:iconcookieteaseplz: As a special "thank you," I am continuing to offer one giant cookie for every fave! :cookie: So enjoy and come back when you're hungry again! :giggle:
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:iconemotionkingdom:~Ellen :iconcookiefataleplz: :iconcookienomplz:

PS: I'd be interested to know how you found my artwork, if you remember... Was it just random browsing, or a search, or in someone else's faves? Or maybe you've come to visit me before and I just don't recognize your username/avatar yet?... Just curious :)

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